I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ ðŸ‘ðŸ¼
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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