I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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