The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just blew my weed a kiss
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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