Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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