yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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