I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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