a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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