Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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