you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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