Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Drunk is not a location!
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