I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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