its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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