Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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