He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program