And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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