She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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