She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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