And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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