Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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