sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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