you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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