hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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