he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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