season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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