remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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