Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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