i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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