Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Randomize
