are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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