that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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