Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot http://tfl.nu/9euo
  Replies (41) Good night (853) Bad night (1974)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever. http://tfl.nu/o6xg
  Replies (31) Good night (616) Bad night (5272)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem. http://tfl.nu/jjmu
  Replies (45) Good night (2557) Bad night (7097)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college. http://tfl.nu/hzqm
  Replies (14) Good night (5161) Bad night (1034)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange. http://tfl.nu/6ccw
  Replies (19) Good night (1285) Bad night (5466)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before http://tfl.nu/c77w
  Replies (37) Good night (1944) Bad night (5832)
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street. http://tfl.nu/pdx2
  Replies (9) Good night (2677) Bad night (871)
• Favorite

  (647): View more from Ontario

  Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (647): Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea. http://tfl.nu/k2zc
  Replies (13) Good night (3391) Bad night (1107)
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed http://tfl.nu/t8qm
  Replies (28) Good night (5266) Bad night (1331)
• Favorite

  (813): View more from Florida

  im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (813): im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots. http://tfl.nu/i8ur
  Replies (5) Good night (4013) Bad night (1533)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong. http://tfl.nu/r133
  Replies (2) Good night (1278) Bad night (675)
• Favorite

  (646): View more from New York

  Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (646): Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her. http://tfl.nu/s0ys
  Replies (5) Good night (3327) Bad night (658)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship. http://tfl.nu/r05o
  Replies (7) Good night (1740) Bad night (552)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob. http://tfl.nu/c5bb
  Replies (14) Good night (1506) Bad night (557)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them http://tfl.nu/qyhd
  Replies (13) Good night (372) Bad night (687)

Randomize