youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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