I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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