if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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