my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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