what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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