whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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