Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I smell stomach acid.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
