Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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