we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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