Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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