I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She even gives head with a lisp.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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