I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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