i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you win again, gameday.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Randomize
