Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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