: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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