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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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