I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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