i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
