omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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