you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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