Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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