I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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