Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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