As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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