belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
you had me at cake vodka
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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