Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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